Uh, election in November, election in November.

From above: “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron—and I’ll find you.” “Nooooo you woooon’t.” “Yes I will.” “Won’t!”

COCA-COLA IS NOT THE PRIMARY NON-ALCOHOLIC INGREDIENT IN A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA.

Jeez, we've had a couple weeks of awful contestants, and suddenly there are three good competitors in one night. I feel bad for Thomas and Erin, since they probably would have won multiple games if they had debuted a little bit earlier.

"I don't get it. Chinchillas?"
"They think I'm Mexican."
"You're not?"

I despise any sort of "Stupid Answers" category.

I also heard 'Masters and Johnson'.

The player quality has been absolutely dreadful for the past couple weeks. I have no idea what's going on. I consider myself mediocre at best but I'm pretty sure I could have gone on a long run against this caliber of competition.

Christina was in a distant second going into FJ! in both of her wins and wagered everything both times, which was fine in those positions…but apparently that was actually her only wagering strategy.

I should've known that I would be far, far too late to be the first to say "You know that's right!"

I at least sort of like every recent best picture.

I mean, like what you like. I have no problem with this dude liking hair metal. But when you insult Rush, you cross a line, man.

A has Adventure Time, Archer, Animaniacs, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I'd take it over R.

I honestly didn't even know that Grey's Anatomy was still on the air.

I don't know if it was my favorite episode, but my favorite running gag of the year was Michael Massee's Garbage Island from the Catwoman episode.

I'm not sure I understand this definition of the word 'win' you're using.

Hold on, you need to correct your first line. It should read:
WISE FWOM YO GWAVE!

There is a distinct lack of Mastodon on these lists.

As usual, the metal nominations are ridiculous. With the exception of Mastodon.

That stupid "The Reason" song still gets played in grocery stores and the like.