No shit, I've got a friend who also claims to have banged Natalie Portman, made plausible by the fact that he and I used to bus tables at a West Village gastropub that she would come to like every other week. Anyway, I'd already gotten canned by then so I can't verify he went home with her, but dude was really into…

"Boy Falls From The Sky" by Bono and the Edge.

First time I did PCP was by accident in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. I was up visiting from DC and staying with friends, and they had this crazy weed dealer named Jigga who was actually like 3 or 4 different guys - every time we'd call Jigga a different dude showed up and acted like he knew us.