You're gold, Jerry, gold!
But, no, not cool.
Counterpoint: your mom says you're cool.
So, do you value my opinion more than your mom's?

Just… don't

A) Has he looked at Travis? The man is beautiful and he can act

I may be way wrong about this and am happy to be corrected, but, isn't the whole point of contingency fee lawyers that they only got paid if they win, that their fee is contingent upon them getting you paid?

I mean, I know you're being sarcastic, but listening to Dylan and the Beatles while smoking pot is BEAUTIFUL.
I'd being doing it right now if I was listening to Dylan or the Beatles, or smoking pot.

I didn't bring it up. I responded to someone who did.
Who am I to tell people how to feel? Nobody.
Who are you to chastise me for responding to some dickbag who tried to impose his beliefs on someone else's obituary?

Fuck you

I'm going to disengage now because I think turning someone's obituary into a pissing contest seems disrespectful.

Obviously, yes.
Any more stupid questions?

Singin' in the Rain is a movie so great that even it's inferior knockoff (The Artist) won best picture.

I don't want to be sad all the damn time, but this year isn't giving me much choice.

Because believing in ridiculous nonsense because it's comforting is childish and stupid and devalues the life we actually have?

Excellent point. We aren't murdering nearly enough Trump voters.
Failing USA can't even murder 10 per 100k. Sad! Thanks, Obama.

Sure, if we were older and we didn't have to wait so long.

Is it, though?
I tried to read it and it kept promising me a story that it never fucking got to. After 100+ pages of throat-clearing I just gave up.

Some!

Did she say whether or not he keeps up that obnoxious fake accent when he's fucking?

The prize is for whatever the Nobel Committee says it's for.
If you disagree, start your own prize.

I'm not sure that's really accurate about poets. of 113 honorees, 19 were honored exclusively for poetry, and 22 for prose fiction (novel, short story, or novel/short story)

I would argue that for most of human history, virtually all our literature was in the form of songs and poems.
I guess if you want to get pedantic about the Latin roots of the word, you could argue that things like the Iliad, the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Icelandic Eddas and various Arthurian myths weren't literature for…