If Hillary was played by Helen Mirren it would be the most I've ever spanked it to a US President.
Other than Franklin Pierce, obviously.

Whatever she wants!
She's Edie Falco!

Edie Falco and a Cheeto covered in cat hair that I found in my couch cushions.

I'm confused.
Last time I checked this was 2016 and it's been 20+ years since anyone gave a shit about Liz Phair.
I mean,we all bought Exile In Guyville and it wasn't actually good, even then. Please don't ask us to pretend to care now.

Very true.
I'm not judging anyone else's experience, just relating mine.

This is a good point.
In my case, I was cutting through an alley parallel to High St, in Columbus, directly across the street from the OSU student union (behind the Agora, maybe? This was 1982, it's fuzzy) on a Saturday night.
A guy in a group of five asked me if I wanted to buy a joint.
I did.
He whipped out a badge.…

I've been robbed at gunpoint.
I recall being too amazed to be scared.

So, here's what we're gonna do:

Oh, Mrs. Langdon Alger, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Yes, because it's her *fame* I find attractive.

On reflection, that joke had a lot of context in my head that didn't make it into the actual joke.
So I can't really blame you for not getting the context I didn't include.
Thanks for being cooler about it than I was.

The Misfits ratio of t-shirts sold to albums sold must be approaching 100-1 at this point.

Well, you took that to a dark place.
Huh.
I'm actually not cool with being called a rapist, even in jest. I'm sure no harm was meant, but… Yeah, not cool with it.

The part that seems saddest to me is the Kircher family, because in what little I've seen about the case (and it's not much) at least some of them seem to have been genuinely convinced of Knox's guilt. So, even though they're almost certainly wrong, they're going through life dealing with the loss of a loved one and…

No woman I've ever slept with has enjoyed sex!

I thought that handle was one made up just to comment on this thread, but they have 6000+ comments, which is more than I.
And yet I have no memory of them, just confirming that they and I move in very different circles, even on this webpage.
Life is funny. Until a sex and drug crazed American slut murders you for….…

Well, sure, you can prove anything with facts.
80% of everyone knows that.

"The only thing more tragic is that Gil Gunderson isn’t higher on the list."
That is not tragic. Gil sucks.

Well, shit.
I'm going to have to read the article to get this post, which is pretty damn funny as is and probably funnier in context,
Fuck you Great Unwashed! You may or may not have caused me to actually read this column rather than just posting snarky comments about it,
Fucker, maybe.

He would do anything for love, but he won' lose weight.