I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Intolerable Cruelty is great.
Zeta-Jones and Clooney are insanely hot together!

He met Tim Gunn and Gunn knew who he was and complimented his outfit.
That's living the dream, right there.
I am in no way kidding.

Saw Low open for Slowdive in Detroit in '14.
They were great.
I wasn't on anywhere near enough drugs, but that's not their fault.
I blame Obama. Thanks Obama.

I'm still pissed at Scott Tobias for putting me off Scott Pilgrim for a couple years.
I love that movie!
Fuck you, Tobias!

No, you should not.

Look, it's a new Coen Bros movie and it's coming out on my birthday. Of course I'm going to let my son take me.
Is it going to be as great as Miller's Crossing? Well, no. Only one movie can be the best movie ever made and Miller's Crossing has that covered.
Am I going to be there opening night? Hell, yes! Is someone…

Don't try to build up one by tearing down another.
Ethan Hawke was great in Boyhood.

Huh, that's the first time a Simpsons quote has ever gone wrong.

It's always the children isn't it Simpsons_Quote_Generator?

I don't want to lie to you Alien Jesus.
/turns away and leaves the room.

Egghead likes his booky-wooky.

I'm shaking my head in the "disappointed, not angry' way I'm sure your parents perfected.
You know the look.
Yeah, you know it.

The secret ingredient is… love!?

For your information, my son is also named Bort!

Come on!
This was your moment!

Got to agree. I laughed out loud, repeatedly.

Yes, yes I am

I don't even like this show. To me it's usually just the Mr. Show bit of acting is just a bunch of idiots yelling, but…
This was really, really funny. Right up to the end when it turned into a bunch of idiots yelling. And even then it was still pretty funny.

Ah. I'm an AV Club commenter. I only get Simpsons references and the occasional Spinal Tap.