You suck.

So you thought you could post a fairly tame opinion and get away it eh?   You smug son of a bitch!

What a bummer.

Yeah,  that duck was horseshit too.  They should have gone with a New York method actor type duck instead of some cheesecake Hollywood bullshit duck.

It's like a warning poster for fetal alcohol syndrome.

whiskey pudding.

You know what will make him feel better about having no teeth?

wait a minute… oh no!

Rob's not plotting to kill me.  In fact,  he invited me out on a hunting trip!

New and happening and popular?  

Good song.  It's not dance-punk,  but a good song.

Does AVC own stock in Marc Maron and Tig Notaro?

I couldn't tell if Roger was being sarcastic when he said he thought M.L.K. would be protected and everything would be solved because he was a great speaker.   I don't think Don knew either.  
I kinda miss the pre-acid Roger.

You don't understand Bieber.   You will never understand him.  NEVER!  NEVER!
(runs into bedroom, slams door, cranks Bieber song and cries softly into pillow.)

Psst, I think Jesus is coming on to you.

Furiously strum your way outta this one,  folkie!

Act your way outta this one,  Arbus!                                                                                        
Best line of his on M.A.S.H.- "Ladies and gentlemen take my advice,  pull down your pants and slide on the ice."   I have tried to live my life by those words,  and man is my ass cold.

commentate you're way out of this one, kicker.

lighten up

I will chose freewill,   sweet baby!