Sounds like shit to me.

Goodman gets a lifetime pass for Raising Arizona, Barton Fink, and The Big Lebowski.

Don't you say a fuckin' word.

Ouch!

They're on a mission from fucking Cthulu.

That was the gayest thing I've read since gay went to Gaytown.

"Aykroyd—whose reverence for The Blues Brothers was last expressed by having first Jim Belushi and then John Goodman put on his dead partner’s costume and just carry on like everything was normal—"

He was also the wackjob in The Toolbox Murders. He kills women with objects out of his toolbox, kidnaps a virginal girl, and sings "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child."

With special guest star, Michael Parks!

I don't have a problem with naked Linda Blair.

That's funny. I'm writing one of those in my creative non fiction workshop. It's about how I did a bunch of drugs during Hurricane Charley, and the misadventures that took place in the aftermath.

Hey! He really does eat like a bird!

The fact that you exist makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Gee, that's harsh. I guess he wishes he was a third rate douchebag who couldn't write his way out of a wet paper bag….a third rate douchebag just like you, O'Neal.

Tony Scott Is A Douchebag
Didn't Tony Scott also threaten to remake The Warriors?

No. I think I'm going to be a dick. Thanks.

Cullen Omori is a douchebag
Smith Westerns's Dye It Blonde is one of my favorite albums from the past 12 months, and they sounded great live when I saw them, but Cullen Omori was a complete douchebag to everybody, and it brought everything down a little bit.

Yes. It can be embarrassing to be poverty stricken…especially when institutional classism is apparently the norm.

Yes. The linked article does clearly state this. However, douchebag's lead in also clearly traffics in white trash iconography as Woolworth's in America was considered similar to Family Dollar and T G & Y, and then you have the reference to Coors Light. Only low class people drink that, right?

Because Woolworth's and Coors Light carry the implication of "white trash", which is exactly what douchebag was playing on when he wrote this piece of shit.