I started playing Alan Wake. The story is pretty good but goddamn the gameplay is so boring. Eventually the developers just give up and start throwing possessed pipes and scaffolding and shit at you.

The party's over, right? Wrong!

Come on Fox, just bring back Bob's Burgers already.

That headline, picture, and caption are goddamn perfect. Give this man a raise, AV Club.

He really is the Riley to Logan's Spike, though. Just bland, bland, bland.

I really dislike the new opening. Why is everyone so sad? Why is Keith looking down the barrel of a gun?

Creator of Weeds does not inspire confidence. Plus Lilyhammer sucked.

It's been a while since I've seen early X-Files but I agree with you about Gillian Anderson. Her and Lucy Lawless have somehow defied all laws of nature and become hotter as they've gotten older.

I wonder what this installment's new racist robot will be. A Jewish accountant robot that turns into a calculator maybe.

Ours was "Butts Attack", a horror movie about murderous, disembodied, floating asses.

Why would they? He's starring in a new TV show, doesn't that make him better off than everyone but Gandolfini, Edie Falco, and Michael Imperioli?

I think it was The Atlantic.

My dad rented it years ago, so I watched it when I was in junior high and thought it was pretty good.

Is the character who took the phone out of her pussy still alive? Man, she was hot.

Man, fuck this goddamn ending. It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't turn Beaver into a moustache-twirling criminal mastermind.

Man, it's been so long since I actually watched a show I like through non-torrent means that I had no idea our TV schedule was sometimes different.

Even more in his defense, V for Vendetta and all of Watchmen were fucking horrible.

A god indeed.

Was Pol Pot a racist? He hated people with glasses, what is that called?

I just watched Prime Cut this weekend and it was pretty fucking awesome.