TODAY WPIX SATURDAY AFTERNOON MOVIESHOW: TOM CRUISE IS… SHAFT GRIPPINGTON

SHOW SUCK WITHOUT ELIZABETH PERKINS. ALSO SUCKED DURING LAST SEASON SHE WAS ON.

SHOW SUCK WITHOUT ELIZABETH PERKINS. ALSO SUCKED DURING LAST SEASON SHE WAS ON.

IF THERE ANYTHING BETTER IN WORLD WHO CARE?

IF THERE ANYTHING BETTER IN WORLD WHO CARE?

HOOOO BOY, CAVE COMMENTOR REALLY SCARED TARA GOING TO DIE. IT NOT LIKE VAMPIRE HAPPEN BY WHENEVER HUMAN CHARACTER MORTALLY WOUNDED ON TRUE BLOOD! MAYBE PRIMITIVE BRAIN PURGE TOXINS BUT CAVE COMMENTOR FORGET LOT OF CLIFFHANGER FROM LAST SEASON, LIKE BODY IN LAFAYETTE CRIB. WHERE BODY GO? WHO CARE?

HOOOO BOY, CAVE COMMENTOR REALLY SCARED TARA GOING TO DIE. IT NOT LIKE VAMPIRE HAPPEN BY WHENEVER HUMAN CHARACTER MORTALLY WOUNDED ON TRUE BLOOD! MAYBE PRIMITIVE BRAIN PURGE TOXINS BUT CAVE COMMENTOR FORGET LOT OF CLIFFHANGER FROM LAST SEASON, LIKE BODY IN LAFAYETTE CRIB. WHERE BODY GO? WHO CARE?

GOOD FOR EARWOLF GET PEPSI SPONSOR BUT HOLY SHIT IS COMMERCIAL PAINFULLY UNFUNNY. OH WAIT ACTUALLY THEY SAY "EARHOLE", THAT GOLD. NEXT TIME HAVE SLOPPY TIMMY READ PEPSI COPY, THEN CAVE COMMENTOR BUY CAN OF MAGIC BROWN WATER

GOOD FOR EARWOLF GET PEPSI SPONSOR BUT HOLY SHIT IS COMMERCIAL PAINFULLY UNFUNNY. OH WAIT ACTUALLY THEY SAY "EARHOLE", THAT GOLD. NEXT TIME HAVE SLOPPY TIMMY READ PEPSI COPY, THEN CAVE COMMENTOR BUY CAN OF MAGIC BROWN WATER

ACTUALLY TO BE MORE ACCURATE IT METALLICA WHO KILL HAIR METAL, BLACK ALBUM RELEASED MONTH BEFORE NEVERMIND AND STEAL AWAY ANY REMAINING FAN OF MOTLEY CRUE.

ACTUALLY TO BE MORE ACCURATE IT METALLICA WHO KILL HAIR METAL, BLACK ALBUM RELEASED MONTH BEFORE NEVERMIND AND STEAL AWAY ANY REMAINING FAN OF MOTLEY CRUE.

HAIRLESS NATHAN RABIN, YOU DISAPPOINT BY TROT OUT LAME OLD THEORY NIRVNA KILL HAIR METAL. LET HISTORY BOOK SHOW SUBURBAN SCUMBAG KIDS WHO LISTEN HAIR METAL IN LATE 80'S GENERALLY WOUND UP LISTENING TO GANGSTA RAP IN EARLY-MID 90'S

HAIRLESS NATHAN RABIN, YOU DISAPPOINT BY TROT OUT LAME OLD THEORY NIRVNA KILL HAIR METAL. LET HISTORY BOOK SHOW SUBURBAN SCUMBAG KIDS WHO LISTEN HAIR METAL IN LATE 80'S GENERALLY WOUND UP LISTENING TO GANGSTA RAP IN EARLY-MID 90'S

DON'T BE FOOLED LADIES! BY "FROM HOOD" HE MEAN BLACK!

DON'T BE FOOLED LADIES! BY "FROM HOOD" HE MEAN BLACK!

IT CALL BUNHEADS BECAUSE THEY GIVE SO MANY BEEJ THEY HEAD TURN INTO HOT DOG BUN, RIGHT?

IT CALL BUNHEADS BECAUSE THEY GIVE SO MANY BEEJ THEY HEAD TURN INTO HOT DOG BUN, RIGHT?

WHENEVER GUNS ROSES DO COVER AXL SAY "THIS IS SONG ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER"

WHENEVER GUNS ROSES DO COVER AXL SAY "THIS IS SONG ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER"

WORST SONG IS ZYDECO SONG ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. FIRST OF ALL IT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, ALSO ZYDECO IS WORTHLESS FORM MUSIC. ZYDECO ONLY SEEM LIKE GOOD IDEA IF YOU IN NEW ORLEANS AND REALLY DRUNK, IN COLD LIGHT OF DAY YOU REALIZE IT MOST ANNOYING SOUND EVER