ME LISTEN "HOLIDAY" BY VAMPIRE WEEKEND OVER AND OVER BECAUSE ME LOVE HONDA.

WHAT YOU MEAN 9/11? WAS THAT NAME OF FIREFLY EPISODE?

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
NEVER FORGET

PRO-TIP: YOU CLUB ON HEAD AND DRAG BACK TO CAVE, COULD TURN INTO LIFETIME WITH NATHAN RABIN

I BREATHE NEW LIFE IN JOKE

YOU WATCH OUT! TEADOUST BE HERE ANY MINUTE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU COMPLAINT

BECAUSE IT STRAIGHT FROM HORSE MOUTH.

SO…
THIS MEAN WE STILL NOT IN KANSAS?

ME LATE
BIG TAKE AWAY THIS EPISODE WAS ROTTEN SANDWICH LEFT UNDER FLOORMAT IN SUV. WHY MTV NOT CLEAN UP SANDWICH? WHY?

SORRY, ME MEANT TO END THAT WITH "BURMA SHAVE"

YOU DOING ALL RIGHT
GETTING GOOD GRADE
FUTURE SO BRIGHT
CANCERAIDS

ANYONE REPLY WITH CORRECT AGE ME GOING SMASH YOU WITH CLUB AND PLAY WITH YOU BRAINS

HE MATURE
"I don't even mind Nickelodeon, or Kids' Choice Awards, or any of that. I'm not against all that"

GLENN BECK THING NOT RACIST AT ALL
THERE LOTS OF OTHER REASON WHY THEY BE UP IN ARMS. THEY BEING TAXED TO DEATH! EVERYBODY WHOLE TEA PARTY GOING DROP DEAD APRIL 15!

ME PRETTY SURE THERE SONGS ABOUT HOLOCAUST MORE LIGHTHEARTED THAN SONG ABOUT KANYE WEST SAY RUDE THING

QUICK RECAP
I NOT AFRAID, I NOT AFRAID
FREE CREDIT REPORT
LADY GAGA THANK "THE GAYS"

BORING
BUT ME LIKE SOBER MONTAGE OF KANYE INCIDENT BEFORE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORM. WHAT HAPPEN AGAIN? HE RAPE HER?

GROOVY HATEFUCK
ME NOT SEE GOOD HATEFUCK ON TV IN LONG TIME SO THIS REFRESHING. ME VERY CONFUSED BY CONFLICT BETWEEN GIRLS IN HOUSE, NOT SURE WHY "J-DATE" ANGRY AT "SWEETHEART" OR WHERE "SNOOKI" ALLEGIANCE LAY BUT ME DO KNOW THAT CONVERSATION ABOUT "LETTER" STARTING TO GET ALMOST TIRESOME AS CARMELA'S "SPEC HOUSE" IN…

ME BORED TOO
HAIRLESS NATHAN RABIN CORRECT, SAMMI AND RONNIE THING BECOMING TEST OF AUDIENCE PATIENCE AND ME WANT KNOW MORE ABOUT TRANNY! PRODUCERS WASTE TIME TEACHING GIRLS HOW USE MICROSOFT WORD TO WRITE LETTER, BETTER SPENT GETTING DRAG QUEEN TO SIGN RELEASE FORM SO WE CAN SEE FACE.

AND ME WISH CO-WORKERS NEEDED HOME TOILET ADVANTAGE