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CAVE COMMENTOR
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YOU BETTER RUN BY JUNIOR KIMBROUGH
I SAID I WANNA WATCH CARTOONS BY HAPPY FLOWERS
JEFFERSONS THEME SONG

I ALSO NEWS
FIND CAVEMATE ON AVCLUB

ME EMPLOYED AND WORRIED… THAT MY BOSS FIND BUST OF NATHAN RABIN ME MAKE OUT OF BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM

YOU RUN
YOU JUMP
YOU HEART SKIP BEAT
BECAUSE ME TALL COOL ONE
AND ME BUILT TO PLEASE

RUSSELL BRAND
HE NOT FUNNY.

RUSSELL BRAND
HE NOT FUNNY.

ME DISAPPOINTED WITH CARRIE DIARIES
WHOLE MIDICHLORIANS THING KIND OF RUIN IT FOR ME.

ME DISAPPOINTED WITH CARRIE DIARIES
WHOLE MIDICHLORIANS THING KIND OF RUIN IT FOR ME.

ME WANT ANSWERS
SO WHEN WE FIND OUT IF THEY THERE YET? END OF FIRST SEASON? SERIES FINALE SHOW? THEY SET END DATE LIKE LOST?

YOU FUCKING CRAZY. GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY DOWDY PLAIN WOMAN WANT TO BE LIKE FAMOUS SEX SYMBOL?

BY WHORE ME ASSUME YOU MEAN ATTENTION WHORE. LADY GAGA BIG ATTENTION WHORE BUT SO IS WESTBORO CHURCH. TWO ATTENTION WHORE NEVER LIKE EACH OTHER, CAVE COMMENTOR LEARN THIS IN COLLEGE.

ME NOT SURE HOW HE FEEL ABOUT TUMBLR BLOG, BUT ME KNOW JESUS REALLY HATED PARODY SONGS.

SHUT UP I HAVE TO LIVE IN ONE

THESE CRAZY TIMES
TWITTER FEED GET MADE INTO TV SHOW, LITTLE KID PERFORM LADY GAGA SONG IN YOUTUBES AND GET RECORD DEAL, PLUS NOW I HEAR APOLLO CREED LOOKING FOR UNKNOWN BOXER TO FIGHT MAIN EVENT. STARDOM JUST AROUND CORNER FOR CAVE COMMENTOR?

OH HI SHELTIE

MY CAVE HAVE WINDOW AND 2 SKELETONS. ME HOLD YOU HAND WHILE EXPLAINING WHERE SKELETONS COME FROM.

DUH
OBVIOUSLY ONLY FLASH-SIDEWAYS IS AFTERLIFE PURGATORY. SHOW SAY EXPLICITLY!

YOU KNOW WHO WRITE REAL GOOD FOOT FETISH JOKE?
ALAN KING

CREATION MUSEUM SAY WE LIVE SAME TIME BUT ME NEVER SEE YOUR ASS

YOU DEAD TO ME