How bout Charlize Theron as Ming the Merciless, Matthew Goode as Dale Arden, Pierce Brosnan as Timothy Dalton (or Timothy Dalton), John Rhys-Davies as Brian Blessed (or Brian Blessed), Rade Serbedzija as Dr. Hans Zarkov?

I think you just called it into being at Redbox.

Yes, but he made sure his wife and child thought he was dead, to make things interesting.

Sizzler? Is that like the Mangler, or the Dazzler?

Orange.

I prefer that his life needs to make sense, and this a last grasp attempt. I'm 40, I've disappointments, it was Joss Whedon all along.

A remake of Gulliver's Travels goes into production for some reason.

Jennifer Tilly and Madsen are the de facto stars of the remake.

Bloodrayne is pretty bad in an unfun way, except for Billy Zane, who outshines Ben Kingsley because he knows why he's there, and what to do. He hams well. Everybody else from Madsen to Michelle Rodriguez, they don't get to do anything special or really emote that much. Madsen's character is particularly ridiculous.…

I always have a mental image of the color brown, and fast-forwarding through Chazz Palminteri's death. Also in that movie is what's-her-name.

Sean Young actually sometimes comments on things on the Internet, or at least a very dedicated impostor. She has a youtube channel, and left comments on that recent Guardian article.

HE ALREADY — shit.

It was a horrible accident. They tour with the circus now.

Chocolate Water

Your Highness actually used sets (and Charles Dance) leftover from the first or second season of Game of Thrones. I think the Eyrie.

Also, they should at least show us what the Unsullied's downstair mix-up looks like. They've had multiple opportunities, like the time they were frolicking in the water (I think with their pants on?) And if Unsullied need to be held, then there should be a lot of at least nominally gay Unsullied.

They wanted to control California.

Yeah, this looks as compelling as a jar of tomato paste. Jason Clarke scowling! Courtney Jai-Worthington looking surprised! Emilia Clarke repeating famous lines! Old Schrawzenegger vs non-moving CGI Himself!

I think I have pheremones.

It's kind of our thing.