Mohican, Please!

FINALLY, someone steps up to fill the Paula Deen-shaped void of racism on TV.

Right? I'm sure it would be funny - at least for a while - but this is a situation in which the only requirement for taking the high road is but keeping his mouth shut and he STILL seems like a major dick? That's like Tommy Wiseau's body: a bit impressive, but mostly really depressing.

Oh, for sure. Michael Ian Black may be really snide, but hilariously so. Maron is just his sweet, old unsufferable self and, which, I suppose, is the greater failure given that it's a "feud" between comedians, so aggressively unfunny.

I'm sure it's been brought up in an earlier comment section, but the Twitter fight between Maron and Michael Ian Black is, besides being inherently ridiculous because, I mean, it's a fight on Twitter, pretty sweet. Plus, it's pretty amazing that Maron's replies really sprung from the mind of a professional comedian: ht…

But isn't the basic purpose of this column to say "Watch this, it's a great movie" and not "Watch this, it's the least shit movie of a shitty director?"

Obviously, Sam is sacrificing himself as a cautionary tale that you shouldn't suicide your reputation as a critic just because your colleagues dare you to. Thanks, Samuel!

Totally! Plus, and this kind of adds to the lack of ensemble scenes, some of the actors seem to have completely lost their understanding of the characters. Obviously, nobody expects a complete continuation, but especially Lindsey and George Sr. seem to have lost all redemptive qualities. Granted, there wasn't much…

I think the rationale is rather that (and bear in mind that I haven't seen the movie yet) if a director is unable to actually engage with the overarching themes of the primary material, chances are that an odd-seeming choice of music is less of a witty juxtaposition and more of a hack going for the spectacle.

Killing Joke are obviously great and all, but I find it pretty surprising that they seem be have been signed by Spinefarm. Aren't these 'people' responsible for some of the shittest Scandinavian Gothic Metal out there?

Ah, thanks. And 5 minutes on Google tell me I don't need to feel anxious about missing out on anything. At all.

Neither of these names means anything to me but I feel diffusely validated.

Without much of a sophisticated understanding of comics, I'm a bit reluctant to be overly harsh in my oponion, so I'll just suspend judgement if this looks shitty or indeed terribly shitty.

Obviously a rapist with a glorified taser.

I'm slightly biased since I completely fail to understand the allure of pretty much every superhero movie, but I'm actually really excited to see a film critic on this site who doesn't automatically fawn over anything that genre shits out.

I don't, tenhi are Finnish and they arguably have one of the strongest European Black Metal scenes nowadays. That's ALMOST enough to make up for all these shitty, shitty Folk-Metal bands, but just not quite.

Yeah, if you like Wardruna, you should definitely give tenhi a try: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Not to be a dick and I thoroughly enjoy your write-ups, but it's spelled "Führer." I feel a bit ashamed as I'm typing it, but I just can't let the chance to be an ass about German pass. It's what makes me German, after all.

That's kind of where I don't quite manage to follow the debate anymore. First off, I think you (and other people poiting the same thing out) are right in calling it racist. What gets me and what is certainly a partially very childish knee jerk reaction, however, is the extremes to which the outrage is taken. It's an…

I might be wrong, but weren't they planning on selling it? That's why it was so full with moving boxes and stuff, plus he knew they'd come the next day and inevitably be the ones finding him.