been ages since I saw it but the interview in the flat with Ken Stott as the detective is one of my favourite scenes in any movie. Stott is just hilarious.

you could call them Whitey Whackers!

you could call them Whitey Whackers!

it's not that bad. weird and uncomfortable, as you'd expect, but not nightmare material. if your kids are healthy, you'll be fine.

I gurgle and vomit when Jennifer Lynch is mentio— schpluuueeeerrrggghh!!!

that's great, Toby. not seen that before

you don't get beefed-down, you get de-beefed. you personally, that is.

christ. read the whole article without noticing it was actually for something OTHER than Vampires Suck. now I see the headline.

I believe it's some kind of forcefield

I'm with you, PvL. am a big fan of her normally, Gillian Anderson being the only reason I tuned in for yet another Great Expectations re-tread. but thought she was dreadful in this, so mannered it was embarrassing.

wait. I thought we agreed on TOTAL body prosthesis.

you mean it had a guaranteed military sale, renovation program and spare parts for the next 25 years? who cares if it works or not?

yeah I was never really sure what that was supposed to convey. just that the fat Italian guy was a twat, maybe

Alien 4 is a strangely entertaining abomination. if it's on TV it's always worth watching 10 or 15 minutes just to be reminded "oh yeah, THIS bit. huh."

even if the world had been screaming, you wouldn't have been able to hear it. not in space, anyway

LOVE this movie. it helps having a memory like Swiss cheese, so each time I see it I can never remember if the twist is Penn 'dying' or Douglas surviving

oak-smoked marzipan

Andy Fordham has lost some weight

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