Y'all a couple a Cheech and Chongs

Y'all a couple a Cheech and Chongs

TIT-anic!

calmer than you are…

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry flavored antacids

This tipping automatically, it's for the birds.

From now on…
It's Scranton R.F.D.

Where the heck is…
Randy Quaid in Kingpin?

I Think Mr. Wise
would make an interesting Joker.

Sway
Keith doesn't play the "churning rhythm guitar" on Sway. Jagger does. Keith only sings back-up on that track. Check your liner notes, son.

I think Paris Hilton looks like Squidward.

Yo Adrian
I was wonderin' if you wouldn't mind emptyin' my colostomy bag too much.

I LOVE THE STONES
Fred, Barney…

I've only got 24 hours to live
and I'm going to spend it fucking Isabella Rossellini!

And then I said "Hi"
like a spider to a fly.

MY NEW "TOP WOMAN"
is the sarcastic girl from Cloverfield. Before she exploded.
Or after.
It's those EYES. Before they started bleeding.
Or after.