I'm just kidding, you're all right.
It's not exactly fair to imply hypocrisy here since there are more original ideas in a single reel of Blade II and Hellboy 2 than there are most movies. But, hey, if we can trust the AV Club for something its for hyperbolic snark.

Amber didn't offer to do the dishes. She told her grandmother to let someone else worry about them which was a nice moment, I thought.

What really bothered me about Penny being uninterested in Raiders was the "joke" at the beginning where Leonard says that he can't believe she hasn't seen Raiders and she says she can't believe he hasn't read Eat, Pray, Love.

Don't ask me why I continue to pay any attention to Beck. I just can't stop.
Cue inevitable failure of this movie and Glenn Beck gloating that "Hollywood Liberals" are out of step with the "American People".

Does that make The Event the March to Keep Fear Alive?
So what you're saying is that Jason Katims is the Jon Stewart of prime time television and Parenthood is his Rally to Restore Sanity?

I'm pretty sure tweeting and facebook does nothing for breast cancer but raising awareness for gay rights might be different. If politicians see that a lot of their constituents or future don't really care what body part goes into what hole they'll move on to more important topics.

I hate Grant Morrison. Every single issue leaves me both confused but intrigued. I both want to read everything he's ever written and stop him from ever writing again.

Glee clubs are the new fake plastic instruments
Does anyone find bands coming out against Glee as dumb as when they came out against Guitar Hero? It's merely posturing against something that's popular to grab attention. Not that I'm accusing the leader of a cartoon band of being fake.

A wholly owned subsidiary of Nike records
Fuck Converse. PF Flyers guarantee that you will sing louder and rock out harder.

..was just cheap storytelling.

I think I would have like OMIT if it had been what actually happened. I think the idea of Peter and Mary Jane had gotten divorced for the very reasons delineated in OMIT and we had a year or two dealing with repercussions it would have been interesting and poignant storytelling. But to magically undo their entire…

Morning Glories
Tied with Scarlet so far for Best New Series. Its like Joss Whedon scripting X-Men but plotted by LOST's Lindelof and Cuse (though hopefully with a better ending).

Never going to happen
Who is going to invest in this film when anything with Orson Scott Card's name anywhere near it is going to raise a great deal of controversy? Oh and the film includes violence committed by and on children.

Is there really a purpose to this movie at all?
"If it's a mockumentary, though, its greatest value is in pointing out the media's gullibility, and reminding audiences that even in an age of limited privacy, they still have to question what they're told and even what they witness themselves. "

What's a gamer gotta do to get a Newswire article up in this bitch?
Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out. Discuss.

What's even sadder is that once she recovers from surgery, she is still expected to wash Michael Bay's car in a Bikini.
Brain damage or no brain damage.

If Anything Ever Deserved A Paul Anka Quote…
Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee…
Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee.
All: Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!

Does he cover the rise in hispanic population in New Orleans?
I think that's one of the more interesting (to me) outcomes of Katrina. To have this minority population move in where another minority population is dominant. From what I've read, it hasn't been easy and there are many prejudices on both sides. It would…

This is why they hate us…
oh and because we unintentionally bomb their places of worship but get bent all out of shape when they decide to build one.

To get extra nerdy for a minute…
Does anyone read the IDW and Dark Horse comics? I kept up with the Angel series because I liked the characters but I dropped the Buffy series when its "wackiness" became annoying. But now Angel is moving to Dark Horse and I'm afraid of what it will turn into. Still, a Mike Mignola…