…wait, who are the dirty projectors for again?

I asked for Illmatic and got Stillmatic. Not exactly a favor, but not horrible either.

OR WILD HONEY OR SURF'S UP OR TODAY

If she IS a robot then why should it take her so long to make new music?

But look at that cover! JUST LOOK AT THAT COVER.

I watched part of their set at a festival- one of them was pounding a single drum and a scream was looped over and over and they ran through some effects. Skinny white people were dancing. I watched someone forgettable instead.

Anybody know where I can get all this meat I have packed? I'm in Manhattan's Lower West Side.

I'm kind of new here and I'm curious to see what (if any) reaction this gets:

I am a patient boy… I'm first, I'm first, I'm first.

Before Eternity: on a trek through Transylvania, Hawke is now a greasy, annoying-as-fuck vampire and when he meets up with lonely, annoying-as-shit Delpy they must decide if they want to be together forever as lord and lady of the night.

Dear Vaca,

I can't believe how nobody ever talks about how That Thing On The Wing of The Plane got decapitated on the same damn shoot! They suspected Lithgow of foul play.

Does anyone remember the scene where Ruffalo is on his organic farm and is having a serious, plot motivating conversation on the phone with one of the other characters, and the nasty hippie chick with the dreads shows him a whicker basket full of cucumbers and she just goes: "LOOK AT THESE CUKES!" ? I wish I could…

How long until we see Will and Jada Pinkett Smith
In "Despite What You've Heard, We Totally Love Each Other And We're Both Straight: The Oprah and Steadman Story"

This just in: It is not, in fact, Tupac Shakur in the video. This is an early glimpse at a blackfaced  Steve Carell in Charlie Kaufman's next film.

The Hundred Inches of Bartholomew Cummins

He's a muslim. EVERYONE knows that.

Wait, I'm confused. Everyone here loves Charlie Kaufman, right? Cause otherwise, fuck you.

What about a new Solaris where Kelvin's wife is brought back to life and outfitted with cyborg parts?!

But you're forgetting that MMJ is the *only* popular band made entirely of very powerful sorcerers and we should all revere them because they could turn us into animals whenever they wish. 
Also, have you heard One Big Holiday?