Asst. Coach:  I found this kid, a kicker.  But he can't kick.

I've been sprinting head first into trees for 20 years for this

I've been sprinting head first into trees for 20 years for this

Or Avery's mother.

Or Avery's mother.

*checks schedule*

*checks schedule*

There are a couple songs on each album, notably more Cornell-ish, that I love. I Am the Highway, Last Remaining Light, etc.

There are a couple songs on each album, notably more Cornell-ish, that I love. I Am the Highway, Last Remaining Light, etc.

Definitely agree, and for 4 bones I am very satisfied

Definitely agree, and for 4 bones I am very satisfied

Will you be my best frend please respond

Will you be my best frend please respond

Default is a good tune, but how good can a band be if they can't even afford chairs and have to lay on the ground like a damn fool

Default is a good tune, but how good can a band be if they can't even afford chairs and have to lay on the ground like a damn fool

prove it

prove it

Important list of best animated show noises

Important list of best animated show noises

I would assume it's those short "brought to you by…" segments, but I honestly can't remember hearing one about Atlas Shrugged.