^ lobbyist for the monkey industry

These shows may not be good, popular or profitable, but they are available

??  He actually said "while pooping"

Are you getting a sexual erection right now

Literally

I liked it at first, but you didn't update it frequently enough and I had to get my JP news elsewhere

You could begin development on a new sitcom, I Hate My Infant Daughter for instance

Systemically slaughtered like a fox

The Maroon 5 guy is pregnant?

When it comes to MAN ASS, beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder I guess

Dennis Franz invented televised MAN ASS

Ummmm, Cee Lo is the fat black guy

We're talking 3.5-4 on the Franz scale here

We are internet-comment raptors, we hunt in packs.

Their arms are too short to operate the gates

Ewe gotta be kidding me

You are on fire today!

Slightly over 2*pi?  Go back to Rolling Stone

You damn kids with your beer and jukeboxes, in my day we had moonshine and jug bands

U r!