It's a damn good service
Sometimes I feel like a walking Netflix ad, I'm such a huge fan.

Does your elbow frequently itch? At last, there is Elbanadil - never live in fear of elbow itch again!

I'll send the paperwork over immediately.

The system is broken when this process is feasible:

Having a smoke doesn't seem so bad with a multitude of Raging VDs.

Smoking Jameson whiskey is not a great idea.

@Eat Less

END TEACHER BAILOUTS!

Yes! Extra man!

More like a bouquet of oopsie daisies

The only way to determine that is with punching.

My entire catalogue
of dance moves could properly be described as "slo mo disco."

Merlin, the printer is fucked again! Get your magical ass in here!

@Owumd

Either way he'll get rich, for however long people eat this shit up.

@LaPipe

Forget the comedy son, I want these crimes solved and I want them solved NOW.

My humps, indeed!

I dunno, I would never think "LOL a comedy with all women there's no way that could be good" and I am a red-fucking-blooded American male.

He's too busy dancing