"maybe it's just because I'm a girl that I notice. "

I'm rich!

Everyone knows AV Clubbers only watch porn in 2 minute intervals.

I would pay $48 (US) to see Honky Grandma Be Trippin'

[stunned silence]

@^ II

@Lobsters

I like the new single, the riff is very The Mars Volta-esque.

Damn, girl, dem humps/lumps

McDonald's still makes shakes, they just changed the recipe somewhat to eliminate the hydrogenated oils they used to make the old ones so good.

@Chartex

So much fuckin' definition, brochacho!

Not yet, but soon, as in, not too long, from now, you see.

Dear 50 Cent,

@TheRealSubZero Sick of all these #fatalities LOL

They will link movies when you learn how to properly spell y'all.

Also we high tech archaeologists, searching for knick knacks

Deltron II is a very real idea, but it's been "in production" for like 5 years.

While I'm definitely a fan of screaming uncontrollably during a bout of explosive diarrhea, I'd never do it on a Thursday.

This is the first time I have seen the phrase "I love you Accordion Lady" next to a cunnilingus picture in a long, long time.