but…*

"alot [of]…but fucking…won't hurt…your friends…sensibilities." - drewogatory

Vitamin Cs (that should be capital C, subscript s).

I suggest buying a Nook.

Apparently you're stealing cable?

I don't get it.

Why does being fat make you want to watch fat people on TV?

Agreed, read this thread after it was already cold, but god damn there has been some quality material.

As a Dallas-area frequenter, I believe the above article is a fairly accurate depiction of an unfortunately high percentage of housewives in the Dallas suburbs (Frisco, The Colony, Plano, etc.).

what* fried chicken

Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants!

I thought the Krauss collaboration stuff was incredibly boring, but I loved Mighty Rearranger.

Didn't you get a job? What are you doing drinking gin in the middle of the day?

If I was rich I'd be a brandy/cognac man.

I kind of agree. While I really enjoyed reading this, I enjoyed it far less than the first few entries.

Rivers: "lol, like a while ago!"

I once knew a guy
You look like him!

I feel the term "skeezin'" is under utilized.

Change the "ohh" to an "ohhh bey-beh" and we'll talk about record deals.

I love dinner and I often think about a certain act, the end result of which is making babies.