We started at the bottom. The bottom being a role on Degrassi. I'll let the fake Ghost Face Killah take it from here on why Drake is the softest rapper ever: http://bigghostnahmean.blog…

Shitty yelping to directionless southern-tinged ballads is always a good genre to display technical musicianship.

That ain't chalk. Give it a sniff.

This is the worst band in existence.

"First world problems" is a stab at a thoughtful criticism made by morons who think "I just can't…" is a complete thought.

Persistent humanity? He gives Jesse away and hisses that he let Jane die. There's still humanity in there, but I would not call it persistent.

How Odenkirk can work with that asshole David Cross is beyond me. Watching that guy's tour documentary completely turned me off to anything he does.  It shows him being an asshole bully who picks on the lowest hanging fruit around.  He's got some good jokes and can write some good comedy, but he's such an insufferable…

It sounds pretty vile and disgusting.

Yeah, don't be proud of that.

It was the worst. I was continuously embarrassed by the actions of my country and my president.  Now I'm only usually feeling like that.

Fucking true. I think it's pretty much fact that having two stable, sane parents is better for a kid, but those are critical qualifiers.

If you're a pussy.

It's an indisputably better situation for a child to have two stable, sane parents.  If you find that offensive then you need to remove the sand from your underwear.

None of them spent a moment in civil engineering classes, which is ironic seeing how well they can surmise the cause of a building's collapse just from watching it and, you know, figurin'.

So the Chinese are terrorists?

Call it an occupational hazard.

Cool, you know the real gang names. Instant cred, bro.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad seasons 1 & 2 should be number one.

^ asshole who goes to comedy clubs to heckle.

Fuck dub step.