Ensign Lefler's Comely Heart Shaped Ass.

Honestly, I don't really remember what happened exactly in CoC part 1. Jellico takes command and butts heads with Riker, and Picard, Crusher, and Worf are training for the mission. And then… that's pretty much all I've got. It all goes a bit blurry in comparison to two of Britain's greatest actors cutting loose on…

Sheesh. Take out one of those plusses, me.

Non-Star Trek show to review this summer: Star Trek: The Animated Series.

For me, it's a toss-up between him and Cookie Monster. Stan Lee has a slight edge in fidelity to the source, but Cookie gets credit for engaging in actual discussions in character.

Have there been any comic books about different pantheons slugging it out? You could have some pretty sweet match-ups: Odin vs. Zeus, Quetzalcoatl vs. Shiva, Anubis vs. Bruce Campbell…. All the greats.

Problem is, having them manufacture so much awful, worthless bullshit for us probably just fills them with contempt for our Western decadency. It's hard to be enamored of a society that will actually spend money on, say, Hannah Montana drink coasters.

I like this idea, but it's not really presented that way in the movie, where he's basically out for vengeance for both his own assimilation and the destruction they've caused humanity as a whole. It would have been cool if they'd taken that angle, but it might have been deemed too subtle, or as requiring too much…

This comment section is the best.

"On a different note, were the Greeks infantile for believing in gods that were severely flawed? "

"Why is that one dude who had the freakout in Life Force torturing Mel Gibson?"

God, I wish Frakes had been my uncle when I was a kid. He totally would have let me steer the car and given me my first beer — probably simultaneously.

It's somehow comforting that even in its primordial state, the Internet was mostly concerned with bitching about pop culture.

How to fix Troi:

I think the Power Play thing was to throw Spiner a bone and give him a chance to emote. Or over-emote, as it turned out. Can't really blame him, though — it's got to be a bit stifling for an actor to constantly act emotionless.

"Man, Famke. Famke Famke Famke. I don't want to bore you with too many details — and I'm also not 100% sure when the statute of limitations runs out — so let's just say I gave her the original GoldenEye."

Like Tasha Yar, Jadzia Dax was a much more interesting character in death than life, in the way that her memories of and relationships with the DS9 crew affected Ezri Dax, the next recipient of the symbiont. I thought Ezri became a more rounded character within 26 episodes than Jadzia had been over the preceding six…

I totally agree about Riker. When I was a nerdy kid and hadn't really seen a lot of TNG, I just sort of dismissed him as a lightweight womanizer.

"Jesus, Cost of Living. I think the most I got up to on that half-formed turd was desultorily rubbing one out to an old Sears catalog lingerie section I found on one of the long walks I took around the studio lot while just rubbing my face in circles, over and over. Christ, I need a drink. You want a drink? Let's have…

Well, of course not. If it's derelict, there's no one there to turn it off. Ipso fatso.