steven: sing it, sister

Pancake batter on the forehead is the tv bad cook equivalent of new driver turning on windshield wipers.

Jamie Lomo looks like transgendered Chloe Sevingy.

They had to do that for effect, and it got a laugh out of me. But there would be no reason to play that hand so openly when you could just say, no more questions.

This ep was also a great exploration of how a trial attorney elicits testimony from a witness and the pitfalls of cross and redirect (though I don't think Alicia's redirect about whether anyone else had ever complained about harassment from Sweeney was within the scope of the cross), with the additional overlay of the…

between the height chart and the broken doorknob, terrible homeowners!

will fosse neck work!

The Biker Boys were not trespassing at the time of the injury. *Hands neighborhood parents my card*

julia on "smash" : ice cream : : jules on "cougartown" : pot roast : : alex on "happy endings" : ribs

WeLkUm To XTiNa'S GoLd pLaTeD rOcCoCo HaCiEnDa De fLaVa N OwL StATuEz

Note to Lindsay: skip Marilyn and pose as Lucille Ball for your imminent Hustler spread.

Yikes on Lindsay, she seems to have forgotten how to form words and sentences. And ouch on the Jimmy Fallon barb during the monologue re her "recent work" in The Help. It's always seemed like Emma Stone picked up where LL left off and that joke was probably too real (saying a lot in an episode that strung her up for…

Meh. Distracting amount of green screen. And Travis looked like a cross between latter-day Mike Myers and Cartman when he tried out for the Special Olympics.

I want to like this show more than I actually do. Just not that funny. Still love Carrie, though.

Sandy Frink got fat.

Hey you guys? What do you think Grant's doing right now?

Puzzlejuice is AWESOME

NO MO CO-MOH

i miss rubicon.

This episode's backstories made me feel like I was watching a rerun of "House"