The fact that they're written about things that most of us have already seen or experienced long ago is the point of the feature.

Damian Marley ever write something like THIS?:
Damn right, I kissed my Daddy
I think they pissed at,
How rich my Daddy is
And I'm his kid I stunt with my Daddy
Call Ms Lee, she with my Daddy
So diss me and don't diss my Daddy
Cause who was there when noone was? Just my Daddy
Who was there when I needed money? Just my Daddy
So…

And I'm not shocked at all. Thanks, Heche. -2 for Self.

http://www.youtube.com/watc… This is pure T&E. I wouldn't be shocked (ok, I would, since it's just a knockoff) if you told me one of them had conceived/directed this.

I've come from the future to tell you guys that this movie is great.

This is the girl.

No, You Stupid Overposting Mook

Turns out "rap" DOES rhyme with "crap" after all! Crazy!

The whole story behind "Little Winky" had me rolling on the floor. I refuse to think I'm the only person who finds the idea of a 5 year old committing suicide hilarious.

They shot this in my neighborhood….as soon as I saw that the "Get on Tapas" lettering was in Comic Sans, I knew there was no hope.

Third on Kevin Smith. My "Dogma" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" DVDs occupy the lower rung of my shelf. Clerks, though, still kinda holds up if you try to block out everything that came afterward.

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!

He's no Michael Boyce

I had an emotional reaction to this interview. Is that normal?

ZMF won't comment on this….too meta.