ITI: 10/10
ROF: 10/10
FIOE: 8/10
Angles: 5/10

Cannot wait. Anyone who doesn't think Season five was the best one yet is kidding themselves. Mystery Date, Far Away Places, Signal 30, Lady Lazarus, Commissions and Fees…the list goes on. Simply the best thing on television.

Are you guys going to be reviewing BEFORE MIDNIGHT? Because, um, BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

Yes, no, wicked.

I really want to watch this if not solely because of how much it resembles my home town.

Not a quote, just a combination of me being childishly upset over The Master not getting a BP nom combined with a response to a ridiculously stupid comment (Anderson should be thankful if he makes another film)

Best Post-Handjob Whale Noises has to go to Philip Seymour Hoffman, right?

Best Post-Handjob Whale Noises has to go to Philip Seymour Hoffman, right?

Best Post-Handjob Whale Noises has to go to Philip Seymour Hoffman, right?

Like, three ferrari's, and a big fuckin crown and shit.

Did you just put down Marky Mark? Have you even heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? He's guaranteed a record deal. His stuff is that good!

The Social Network is a way better film than ZDT; it's cultural significance and impact is way heavier than anything ZDT proposes or argues. I will never not be upset by the fucking King's Speech taking TSN's Oscar.

You are an idiot, and I mean that in the kindest way possible.

If Anne Hathaway beats Amy Adams I will go on a killing spree.

joke about how Bruce Willis was in Sin City and Looper and now JGL is or something

Prediction: the n-word is said a lot in this movie.

Prediction: the n-word is said a lot in this movie.

Michael Cera is dead and Emma Watson has an axe.

Michael Cera is dead and Emma Watson has an axe.

This looks fucking amazing, no jokez. I will pay money to see this.