Ape Shall Not Kill Ape

Ape Shall Not Kill Ape

The thing that bothers me about Cat Stevens is that he wouldn't allow Moonshadow to be licensed to An American Werewolf in London because he felt the movie was satanic or something.

The thing that bothers me about Cat Stevens is that he wouldn't allow Moonshadow to be licensed to An American Werewolf in London because he felt the movie was satanic or something.

He sounds like the lost Medved brother.

He sounds like the lost Medved brother.

As long as Clyde the Orangutan isn't one also, I can rest easy.

As long as Clyde the Orangutan isn't one also, I can rest easy.

Grand Theft Auto is best in life, Conan.

Grand Theft Auto is best in life, Conan.

You know, I always cooked up a different Brody back story for that. I imagined he was glancing down at a bullet or knife wound from his days as a NYC cop, but was too mature / not drunk enough to bring it up. What can I say, I like Jaws a lot.

You know, I always cooked up a different Brody back story for that. I imagined he was glancing down at a bullet or knife wound from his days as a NYC cop, but was too mature / not drunk enough to bring it up. What can I say, I like Jaws a lot.

The fact that you both cast your votes the day after the election confuses the issue somewhat.

The fact that you both cast your votes the day after the election confuses the issue somewhat.

"We are still trying to discover the true nature of his grievance against the purser from The Love Boat."

"We are still trying to discover the true nature of his grievance against the purser from The Love Boat."

That's actually the age at which I was most in love with old silent films, foreign films and "difficult" art in general. It's the first bloom of the first "false" maturity, which generally ends once you're out of school and watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns every afternoon with your roommates.

That's actually the age at which I was most in love with old silent films, foreign films and "difficult" art in general. It's the first bloom of the first "false" maturity, which generally ends once you're out of school and watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns every afternoon with your roommates.

I have come to know Dick Miller, and he's a hell of a nice guy. Modest and self-effacing for such a big star.

I have come to know Dick Miller, and he's a hell of a nice guy. Modest and self-effacing for such a big star.