The way to start is with a movie that seems not to even have been mentioned here (unless I missed it): The Errand Boy. That's the pony to bet on, LAAAY-DEEEE!

The way to start is with a movie that seems not to even have been mentioned here (unless I missed it): The Errand Boy. That's the pony to bet on, LAAAY-DEEEE!

All these years of wishing and hoping, and now, finally, my potpourri has become a real girl.

All these years of wishing and hoping, and now, finally, my potpourri has become a real girl.

He's even more handsome in the Father's Day segment of CREEPSHOW.

He's even more handsome in the Father's Day segment of CREEPSHOW.

Would have been better still if it'd linked to Weekend At Bernie's.

Would have been better still if it'd linked to Weekend At Bernie's.

eg. HAWMPS

eg. HAWMPS

Why has the long-overdue release of the camel cavalry comedy HAWMPS gone unremarked and unappreciated on this site?

Why has the long-overdue release of the camel cavalry comedy HAWMPS gone unremarked and unappreciated on this site?

This is a great movie. I haven't seen it in years, will have to track it down. I used to have that great movie poster with the razor blade vampire teeth and the tag line "See it with somebody you trust…"

This is a great movie. I haven't seen it in years, will have to track it down. I used to have that great movie poster with the razor blade vampire teeth and the tag line "See it with somebody you trust…"

"Okay, fair enough, we won't take a cross-section of his tissue for study. Now about this movie of his life…"

"Okay, fair enough, we won't take a cross-section of his tissue for study. Now about this movie of his life…"

"The ICE is gonna BREAK!"

"The ICE is gonna BREAK!"

But can he fly a plane like Bruce Dickinson.

But can he fly a plane like Bruce Dickinson.