I used to think you were Dick Miller, but now you've given away your true identity: Charles Band.

I used to think you were Dick Miller, but now you've given away your true identity: Charles Band.

You'd think that would have become apparent when they were digging the basements.

You'd think that would have become apparent when they were digging the basements.

How did they manage to misspell something so basic and well-known as the deadly intersection of kung-fu and gymnastics?

How did they manage to misspell something so basic and well-known as the deadly intersection of kung-fu and gymnastics?

Lifeforce is a good movie. Why, has anyone ever said differently?

Lifeforce is a good movie. Why, has anyone ever said differently?

In The Funhouse, you will see that she is in fact buxotic.

In The Funhouse, you will see that she is in fact buxotic.

My only real problem with this movie is: no Burson Fouch. No Dick Miller. I think Miller, Jonathan Haze and Mel Welles should have been the Greek chorus instead of those ladies.

My only real problem with this movie is: no Burson Fouch. No Dick Miller. I think Miller, Jonathan Haze and Mel Welles should have been the Greek chorus instead of those ladies.

What ya watchin' Wade?

What ya watchin' Wade?

*record scratch, crowd listens in shocked silence*

*record scratch, crowd listens in shocked silence*

Robert Pollard has truly been Touched By A Powerful Clown. How else to explain such energy, such devotion to his craft? They say he bathes in a tub of Miller Lite each night, like a Milwaukee Bathory. He keeps a moustache in a lockbox in his study, one which gains grey hairs with each new record release. If the light…

Robert Pollard has truly been Touched By A Powerful Clown. How else to explain such energy, such devotion to his craft? They say he bathes in a tub of Miller Lite each night, like a Milwaukee Bathory. He keeps a moustache in a lockbox in his study, one which gains grey hairs with each new record release. If the light…

Never mind, somebody already asked.

Never mind, somebody already asked.