Well, okay. If you put it that way.

He not only died of a heart attack, he fell forward and plunged through his glass coffee table as he did so, and it shattered most spectacularly.

He not only died of a heart attack, he fell forward and plunged through his glass coffee table as he did so, and it shattered most spectacularly.

Look, I NEVER said that. NEVER.

Look, I NEVER said that. NEVER.

The Luongo Kid, the story of a scrappy Montreal kid who rose through the lofty ranks of the NHL to live his dream of goaltending for the Vancouver Canucks. Featuring Robert Loggia as Coach Réné.

The Luongo Kid, the story of a scrappy Montreal kid who rose through the lofty ranks of the NHL to live his dream of goaltending for the Vancouver Canucks. Featuring Robert Loggia as Coach Réné.

You should have said you "wendt" over to visit him in the corner.

You should have said you "wendt" over to visit him in the corner.

I too have had "The Question is Moot" lodged in my head for lo these thirty years past. I bark it at people in Jesse Jackson's voice at the odd appropriate moment and receive blank stares for my trouble.

I too have had "The Question is Moot" lodged in my head for lo these thirty years past. I bark it at people in Jesse Jackson's voice at the odd appropriate moment and receive blank stares for my trouble.

Watch out - CAKE POUCH.

Watch out - CAKE POUCH.

Where's The Sender?

Where's The Sender?

A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Ralphus and the S.D. should get themselves a 1973 Pontiac Parisienne convertible and take it on the road together.

Ralphus and the S.D. should get themselves a 1973 Pontiac Parisienne convertible and take it on the road together.

*whiskers droop*