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"Cast of Unknowns?" Barbara Crampton, Dick Miller, Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov are hardly unknowns.

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. There is no metalstorm and Jared-Syn gets away clean at the end.

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. There is no metalstorm and Jared-Syn gets away clean at the end.

You should see them both, make it a double feature. Make sure you have beer handy, lots of beer.

You should see them both, make it a double feature. Make sure you have beer handy, lots of beer.

Dick gets zapped. It's a pretty good scene, one of his working man's specials.

Dick gets zapped. It's a pretty good scene, one of his working man's specials.

Fast Times has a strong mall component.

Fast Times has a strong mall component.

I'm glad to see that Sweetums is still getting work post-Muppet Show. This could be the beginning of a Travolta-like comeback for him.

I'm glad to see that Sweetums is still getting work post-Muppet Show. This could be the beginning of a Travolta-like comeback for him.

SUPERNOVA

SUPERNOVA

He didn't do that particular effect, but he did make that marvelous creature in the second Conan movie.

He didn't do that particular effect, but he did make that marvelous creature in the second Conan movie.

I was taken to the movie at the age of five or six (a re-release I think), AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE.

I was taken to the movie at the age of five or six (a re-release I think), AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE.

No, I was genuinely glad he asked that question. No complaints from C.H.O.M.P.S.

No, I was genuinely glad he asked that question. No complaints from C.H.O.M.P.S.

My gosh, there's a remake with Elijah Wood! Hobbit scalpings.