It will look like a circle.

Boy, you Baker Street fans are sure touchy.

Is this character meant to be frightening? Are you supposed to feel delicious frissons of fear every moment he is on screen? The ladies hiding their eyes? The gents shaking in their boots as they try to comfort their fairer companions? Are we meant to be looking over our shoulders all the way home from this movie,…

In Soviet Hollywood, clay wiener glazes YOU.

John Hughes didn't Make any of those Movies.

I, Too, Am Legend

You're mistaken. I'm not American.

Valley Girl was only okay. It was no Last American Virgin, that's for sure.

They should do remakes of that one and Hamburger: The Motion Picture and release them double-feature style.

De La-wise, I would like to point out that it's "…and my favorite dramamovie is Bloodsucking Freaks, just like yo' mama." It's those little touches like "dramamovie" that made those guys legitimately funny.

All Xanadu, I trust.

Remember, he's the star of the movie Bulletproof. And yes, his character is supposed to be bulletproof. I'm sure he got the part for a reason.

The best Buttholes album, I say.

C.H.O.M.P.S. stands for Canine Home Protection System. That being said, I'm sad for Gary Busey and would like to report that I will buy all his VHS tapes for one hundred dollars.

Surely it's one of the festivals that the awesome Mother 13 are scheduled to play.

He's ready to tear your fuckin' ear off and throw it like a, like a, like a fuckin' frisbee.

I think the Apples in Stereo are really good, but the Minders, Elf Power and Beulah all have more staying power somehow. But that Moone album mentioned in the article might be worth checking out if you like Seems So; and the album previous to Tone Soul Evolution is also pretty good, but lower-fi.

Jeeves is the name of my butler, but I'm thinking of asking him to change it to Poncenby.

They generate ridicule more than anger, except among the site's few right-wing readers perhaps; but I guess your point stands. I think they post these more because they find them interesting than out of some strategic plan though.

I do not have anything to say about Battlestar Galactica, but would like to report that I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the article on Too Close For Comfort's most notorious episode.