That's because nefarious democrats have dropped pamphlets over hill country informing the residents, using pictographs, that the jowls are actually piñatas filled with gold coins.

Like or hate the Democrats, you can't say they have a solid base that never questions them. I'd also say that whatever channels you're referring to (MSNBC, certainly, and what, CNN? PBS?) aren't nearly on the propaganda level of Fox. I'm not some Democratic Party champion, or even American, just stating some facts.

I Am

Well, bakers are known to have a lot of bread.

Romney has only one hope: an endorsement from Tonny Tulleners.

And "Maurice."

I'm surprised no one has mentioned The Kids in the Hall. There's more head crushing in there than in a thousand Eli Roth joints.

Casino had a head-crushing scene. Ah, Scorsese!

No, one street in lower Manhattan is under attack by explosions. What have the explosions got against that street?

I thought that was Richard E. Grant.

"I retired that replicant and then rode off… on the grass."

Ben Gazzara

Yesterday in the comments of the review of that stinky-sounding Madonna movie, I called for a Zalman King Primer from the A.V. Club. Today we have this. A classic "be careful what you wish for."

Surely, Craig, you've seen Blue Sunshine? From the directorial vision which also brought us Squirm and Return of the Living Dead 2?

I prescribe Blue Sunshine for you, stat. If that doesn't work, straight to the Galaxy of Terror with you.

This is weird. Just yesterday I called for an A.V. Club primer on Zalman King.

Apparently Charlie Sheen wrote most of it.

In tribute to me, I assume.

It's nice to hear some intelligent, measured talk about lower-budget horror movies, which is my stock in trade. I would go see The Innkeepers on the big screen if I could.

Redd Foxx preached the value of washing yo' ass long, long ago.