Or perhaps a series of live-chat viewing parties, like what they did with the last couple crappy Star Trek movies.

Yes, well I have been told my body texture is much like that of soft dough.

Seriously I am as happy as a little kid buried up to his neck in sand.  Except it's not sand, it's candy.  And it's alive…

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!

I actually saw Chris Elliott when we was touring with his book "The Shroud of the Thwacker".  He did a short reading at UPenn's library and took questions afterward.  The burning question of course was when GAL would see the light of day on DVD.  Apparently he and others (probably Resnick, but I don't remember…

What's with all of the Chris Elliott hate?  Unfounded.  I have five simple words for all of your haters:

Prediction: While trying to be like Stanley, Jim, because he doesn't have what it takes, gets drunk and does something with Cathy.  Then Pam finds out and gets very angry and we have a plot for the rest of the season and maybe the next.

Good thoughts.

So I guess this was just a very long absurdist Mr. Show sketch without another sketch to transition into.

Yeah, Cross definitely said that in a recent interview.  But the finale makes more sense under JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM's scenario.

You know what would be ultra-lame?  If the killer turns out to be someone who was not introduced in the first season.

I've been pretty surprised at how much frustration has been expressed over the fact that they didn't reveal the killer when the real issue is the fundamental lameness of the storytelling.  I think people are just projecting onto the lack of a reveal because it's easy.  If the show had actually been good up to the…

Good call on Hector.  Gus is clearly higher on his shit-list right now than Walt.

I'm actually guessing he's not dead, but seriously hurt like in a coma or something and it will be a race against time for the White clan to take him out before he's able to talk.  The oranges don't necessarily mean he's dead yet, just that he'll be dead before the story's over.  Of course I am usually wrong about…

Predicting is pretty pointless, but why let that stop us?  Here's mine:

Even with the twitching and the oranges, I'm not convinced he's dead.  Leaving him alive, even as a vegetable, would be an interesting loose end for the White's to deal with.  Maybe one of Walt's next escalating moves is to order Skylar to "finish the job" before Ted comes out of his coma?

Clearly German.  Is Mike a connection to the German conglomerate?  Interesting timing on the reveal of his name.

Disagree.  It's sloppy (by BB standards) but I saw it as Mike raising his gun as he realized there were more Cartel henchmen, then swinging it around erratically as he realized he was in real trouble.  Plus, it would have been an odd time to take out Jessie.  As others have pointed out, if Gus wanted him dead he could…

Dude, Walt is going to like blow Ted's face off or something.  Then he's going to go home to Skyler and say "I fucked Ted".

Definitely the warehouses / chicken hatcheries (as numerous others have already said).