I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

Wow, I did see it and totally forgot. You gave me a Proust moment just now. It inspired me to write my memoirs in twelve volumes, working back from this conversation. Then I got stuck on spelling Missippi again and just sorta gave up.

I would also like to express my fondness for that particular brand of beer.

Oh you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

"Better my sister than my mother and my mom ain't bad"- Private Cowboy

Actually, much of the credit should go to Django's destruction of Candyland, which is what really created the impetus for Mississippi to ratify the 13 Amendment lest he inspired a full scale race war. But Spielberg will take all the credit damn him.

Meh, par for the course.

Actually I think they didn't ratified it because Mississippi is ridiculously hard to spell. In my first comment it took me 3 tries and I had the article to reference it. But, I'm from Canada so they think I'm slow…eh.

Well I guess Lincoln's a lock for Best Picture now, seeing how it's actually responsible for freeing the slaves I didn't know Mississippi still had.

I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there Idiotking. Homer the Vigilante is top 3 for me: "You're that drunken posse! Can I join ya?" is on my face book page.

This is the best grandpa quote by far.

What's wrong with hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeeexxxxxx.

The twist is Jesus dies at the end but then it's just a fake out!…oh wait…that was The Dark Knight Rises.

Remember Vin in Zero Dark Thirty? : "I was the actor Vin Diesel but I was bitten by a radio-active Osama Bin Ladin. I'll explain it to you…."

I didn't know you Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.

I'm used to seeing people promoted before me: friends, colleagues, Tibor.

He's working in a box factory.

Man smart! but Woman is smarter!

Hanks also thought an extended sequence of him jumping out of one of the twin towers on 911 was a good call. Staying on that island with that Volleyball drove him batshit.