It reminds me of this movie I saw once. It was about a bus that had to keep it's speed above 50 and if it's speed dropped below 50 the bus would explode. I think it was called the bus that couldn't slow down, or, terms of endearment. One of the two.

Don't you hate pants?

Martin Landau!

You've heard of getting busy. Well this Ironside gets biz-aye. Thoroughly and consistantly.

Let's rustafi him by 10% or so

The correct answer is Tyler Perry

The humanity!

That's more a mildly embarrassing confession than a deep dark secret.

I'm all for it as long as it doesn't get the goyer/nolan treatment. Goyer "I wanted to do a naturalistic yoda. Like how would it work in the real world?"

Oh my god, I was wrong. It was earth all along. You finally made a monkey out of me.

I love you Doctor Zaius!

Bill erred because he should have asked Trump to prove that that thing on his head is his real hair and not the pelt of a skinned lemur.

This movie rocked hard! I guess you have to have a pair of brass testes clanging together in your scrotum to truly appreciate it. Which is something that only applies to me, and this guy name Bruce who I talk to down at the hardware store.

Homer, we need more Vodka! [Shakes empty bottle]

So you really dug Affleck's acting in Gigli over Cuba's in Gay Panic Boat Trip?

You'll never stop Ben Affleck. Have no fear he's got stories for years. Like Matt Damon becomes a robot..and something something..

I can't believe this generation of sissified mama's boys. In my day we axe-fought until someone lost a pinky toe, 12 hours a day. And zombie's weren't for kissings. Zombies were for shooting threw the eye, or, training for gladitorial death matches like undead cockfights. And the only corpse we thought about making…

What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

I'll tell ya what Whitey Bulger's doing. Whitey Bulga's looking out for Whitey Bulger!