Cartman: "…and we'll have a blast, doing the new stuff . . ." [sigh]

It seemed to me that whole poop pants thing was simply justification for loads of Chelsea, in profile, in her bikini.

Roger that Clarence valence.

Prediction: Tarzan's attempt to curry favor backfires when he performs bamboo-siphon-lipo on Alicia.

Romney: "Russia is US Public Enemy #1." Rhetorical petard, Matt and Tre should make the most of it.

Sounds like Murphy's new first name should be "Elron" 'cause I'm getting a Dianetics vibe from what Kinnaman says. Murphy's soul may float away into the ether but his engrams remain?

In keeping with the meta nature of all media these days I hope Jon Hamm is cast to play his father-buggering son!

Join 'im on another episode of fightin' 'round the world!

The third horse in question was allowed to:
a. Prance inside a barn;
b. Flip over backward;
c. Hit its head so severely it had to be put down.
All this, presumably, while in a halter or headstall.

Thank you. So many Americans never learn this: the second letter of the e-i combo makes the vowel sound. Hard "i" (phonetic 'eye') or hard "e" (phonetic 'ee') only.

7th Grade is much too optimistic.

With his palate cleft young Francis Dolarhyde slurped his given name as "cunt-face."

eww. I'm thoroughly disgusted by the implication in this episode. Based on the reluctance to take one's pants off when using the toilet Butters' way, apparently it's okay for people to not wash their asses after crapping.

As a guy who keeps and protects horses I can say this: if you let a horse step on your foot, you're not paying enough attention. If you're not paying enough attention around my horses, you'll be sent immediately to the barn where you will spend the afternoon mucking stalls whilst dodging random blasts from a hose. If…

Would it be beneath Mann/Milch/HBO to save face on a fail-filled series to euthanize even a million-dollar horse? Or for that matter, would it be a bad business decision?

The only thing that could've made the producers' direction more obvious is if they'd brought a bus to the island and literally thrown Colton under it.

I'd love to be jokey about this and all but it happens a lot out here in peckerwood county. I've seen our neigh-bor, a farrier, do this simply because his equine client wasn't cooperating.

A colostomy, only one testicle, what else can go wrong for that poor Donovan lad?

I totally get it, some people want to be deceived. But it's crap: one guy broke the rules and got physical. Some very intolerant things were said and an abusive person was cast off the island. Instead of trumpeting the nobility of the tribe's actions, the producers delivered what we saw last night. It…

Option D: 3-D camel toe!