Simpsons already did it.

Black-hatting an otherwise lame documentary does not make it more cromulent.

Giant vagina in 1 … rolled-up carpet in 2 … does the prequel include a tampon Don?

I Am Pei, shot entirely in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.

Can she top Melanie Ralston? I do believe so.

Ahem. Buck naked. Harking back.

"No, I only use two fingers when I fuck."

Pretty SCSI if you ask me.

Dr Chilton does enjoy his petty torments.

The great doctor and Tyne in the same breath. What a way to fork up a legend.

Travel, for one thing, would be exceedingly hard on the horse. Without leg stability a ride in a horse trailer for any distance would be terrible. Just the jostling would be horrible on a broken leg. Basically, there aren't a whole lot of people equipped to move a horse like this. So they err on the method of lesser…

Yeah, as a merkin.

[slide whistle]

Actually, they're pretty good at healing. I am an amateur large-animal "doctor" and run a rehab ranch for sick creatures of all sorts. Just recently I treated a 22-year-old horse for a broken jaw. Sure, it takes human intervention to keep the abscess wound clean, but that's because we store horses where they can put…

If they euthanized them humanely, you can't eat the meat. Not unless you want to trip balls forever.

Without reading this article I would never have recognized Nick Nolte. Who's the guy on the left?

Crank Up The Heat

[butters] I'm bike-curious, oh boy!

I think we have a new mash-up. "Breaking House!"

Geez what's going to happen when there's no longer a 1-hour vicodin ad on the teevee every week? Thank heaven for syndication.