Eugene is what would happen if Dwight Shrute, Billy Ray Cyrus and Rainman could have a baby.

Probably. And I'm keeping your black T-shirt by the way.

I'd agree with that. I don't think Carol "created" Lizzy. But she did unknowingly give her the instruction she needed to become an efficient and skilled homicidal maniac.

The age gap is exactly why I thought he was her father. They had a conversation a while back where he asked if there was ever a time she wasn't the boss of him and her answer was something along the lines of "well, there were those years before I was born." I pictured a pre-aplocolypse past of toddler Sasha having…

Yep (as much as I hate to admit it).

The whole head-bashing thing was just another example of unnecessary stupidity. I get that they were going for the whole frustration-induced overkill thing, but it fell flat, at least for me. After stabbing a dozen others in the forehead she goes ahead and beats this one to a pulp before stabbing it too and then…

I hear ya. At this point, The Walking Dead has kind of become that boyfriend whose lazy, feckless ass you know you should dump, but you don't because every so often he shows a glimmer of potential that makes you believe for a little while that he's about to get something going in his life, and you've already put in…

How much do you wanna bet that she kept one of the rabbit's feet as a trophy?

And at the same time proving once again that Rick is a shitty parent.

True, but I'm pretty sure Daryl is gonna get sick of Beth in a hurry if that counts for anything. And look when Glenn can do when he's sick. Granted, wading into a sea of zombies while wearing riot gear instead of finding away around them wasn't the smartest move he's ever made, but it was definitely badass. Glenn's…

Yeah, I think you're right on that score, and I'm looking forward to it. Although, I am dreading the inevitable "I covered for Lizzy to protect her like I didn't/couldn't protect Sophia" explanation.

That's what I thought, thanks. I've never been able to figure out how time is passing on this show. Now that Judith is, of course, still alive, I guess I'll have to watch the babies to improvise a calendar.

I'm not even close to clear on the timeline here. It's been what, a couple of days at most since Rick sent her packing? Do I have that right?

If I'm remembering right, Tara wasn't a cop, or at least not yet. I remember her mentioning the academy at some point, but I'm not sure if she was actually going already or if that was the plan before the world went to shit.

I know I'm going to be proven really wrong on this one, but that exchange between the two of them took me back to the feeding the zombies through the fence moment. I think the younger one (Micha?) was feeding them like most kids would feed a stray cat. I think Lizzy was feeding them too, but she was trying to figure…

Glenn's nipping at Daryl's heels on that one lately. Based just on what happened tonight, I think a new king of badassery is about to take over.

Am I the only idiot who thought Sasha was his daughter, not his sister?

I think it was the bunnies.

When it comes to hair, Glenn is this show's Boyd Crowder. It's always flawless.

Edited because I should read what the person below this wrote before I completely repeat it and look like a jackass.