I'll never let go, James. I'll never let go.

"We"? You can think whatever you like about him. I know you like to accentuate a sort of"you guys are losers who like not-so-popular entertainment because you're a bunch of nerds" theme, but my guess is that he's not very liked around these parts because he's received as boring, wooden, and forgettable, not because he…

You can sleep well with the knowledge that Karla Homolka is living freely after serving her reduced sentence as part of her plea bargain.

I hope they never make a film or TV adaptation of the Preacher comics because they will never be able to appropriately exercise how awesome it is.

I'll only watch this movie if there's a scene where Noah gets all the animals to form a circle, places the donkeys in the middle, and shouts for some ASS TA ASS.

Marilyn Manson is the musical surrogate to Tim Burton's pseudo-morbid gothic wank, so him and Johnny Depp are a natural partnering.

Well, he sang in Sweeney Todd.

Don't get Vin Diesel started on this shit.

Spoken like a true ignoramus.

That 70s Show is not a fucking positive.

"Oscar nominee Jonah Hill"

Marion Cotillard beats them in both departments.

But THEY'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Nearly finished Season 3 of The Wire, one episode left.

No, they're on a child abduction case. He just wants his kids back.

But Julianne Moore doesn't do hardcore porn like the most popular Palin impressionist.

Tim Riggins, Jimmy McNulty, and Walter White. That's a fucking great ensemble of TV characters.

I enjoy Aronofsky's films but I think it's fucking ridiculous how he has the gall to deny that Perfect Blue was an influence on Black Swan. Nevermind how similar the plots are, but he directly lifted numerous scenes from Perfect Blue into Black Swan.

I wonder how much Michael Jackson stole from Macaulay Culkin's back catalog.

Don't know how you can hate Gus. Guy's a fuckin' boss.