Smash Williams would have scored the touchdown before the bomb even detonated.

I'm not saying she's BAD or anything, but Black Swan was just above and beyond anything else she's ever done. I mean, after that I'd rank her best performance as The Professional  and she was like 12 ffs.

Bucky Larson has the worst fucking trailer I have ever seen.

You should never expect anything like Black Swan from Portman again, unless she's directed by Aronofsky in another demanding role. That was lightning in a bottle.

I was never in the "NATALIE PORTMAN IS SO HOT OMFG" club, but I honestly only went to watch Thor because of how good she looked in the previews. I didn't give a shit about the movie.

Despite the overwhelmingly positive critical reception The Social Network received I still had the same problem with it that everyone else expected it to have. Regardless of the quality of the script, dialogue, etc it's all exerted on trying to make a thoroughly uninteresting story interesting, in particular the…

Even IF he escaped a conviction, it's clearly shown that his mind is gone at the end of the movie, so he's going to endure psychological torment for the rest of his life.

Coach Taylor pops in for a one-scene wonder when it seems all hope is lost to give a stirring speech which boosts the morale of the Marines or whatever the fuck they're supposed to be in the movie.

I wonder if when Noah brings the pair of donkeys onto the ark, will he holler for some ASS TA ASS action?

He must be the only Scottish actor you've ever seen play an American then.

You act as if he's a bodybuilder. He's just packed on muscle for some roles, this is nothing rare amongst well-known leading men, would you say his figure in something like Inception would prevent him from getting bigger roles? Don't be ridiculous. His career is definitely on the uppity up.

The Dark Knight Rises Tom Hardy To Superstardom.

They also have the death penalty for pig stealers.

He didn't find it unacceptable? What episode did you watch? He makes a HUGE deal about it to Meadow later and asks how she was fine growing up around such people.

Well, according to Detective Mike Hunt of Beaver Falls Pennsylvania Police Department, he was found performing oral sex on a cub scout, with a small rodent discovered in the rectal passage. Unfortunately the county didn't cover medical procedures deemed caused by criminal sexual activity. Luckily Paulie's mother had…

Nevermind.

I know, right? I mean, they have the same first name and they're both Canadian, how do people ever tell them apart? It's not like they have differing attributes such as not looking anything like each other or the blonde one being a much, much better actor who usually stars in better movies or anything.

I read an article where she bitched about not being chosen for Black Swan.

It's better if you view Boogie Nights as his swansong instead of his comeback.

I thoroughly enjoyed The Thing and The Shining, but I wasn't very scared by them. The Ring, however, terrified me.