Omg, I know right? I'm pretty sure I had an identical experience at a super creepy semi-friend's house growing up.

Lol, yeah I know. I consider us a pretty damn great balancing act and we make extremely good and stable partners, but those times when we get in a big fight (pro-tip for any single people reading: occasional fights are unavoidable and even healthy) I make that exact same mistake Sapphire does: I know that wife is…

Yeah, didn't some enterprising fan do the leg work of mapping locations and their car trips and figured out they lived around Ocean City, NJ? Which makes sense to me, I visited that area a lot as a kid since my grandparents lived 20 minutes away; that place looks and feels a lot like the Bob's Burgers town.
Plus, I…

Yeah, this is the start of creating the first real generation of future grown-ups where homophobia will seem odd and jarring instead of the normal, factory setting that we all had to jailbreak our minds out of. I was in undergrad when Obama was first elected, and I remember my older co-workers gushing about how proud…

I know, I was surprised by how he clearly seemed to have seen this happen before. I want at least one more flashback episode so we can see him interact with the Gems more, in ways that don't just involve Pearl's jealousy

I thought the same. Precognition seemed like a really powerful thing that a fusion would get.

So far for me this StevenBomb has been all about realizing things about my own marriage through Garnet. Yesterday when Amethyst actually defended Pearl it made the situation more than just another instance of eggmom being cray-cray. Garnet is a very strong, stable relationship, and she's forgotten what it was like…

I hadn't been paying attention to the geography of the Steven Universe universe, but that is awesome. I grew up in northern Virginia, all my relatives live in southern New Jersey, and I live in southeastern PA now, so most of my life as revolved around the Delmarva/Keystone area. Now I wish the crossover episode was…

Omg, I know right? When they showed Pearl rebuilding the hub I was like "Damn girl, how am I supposed to continue justifying my birdmom love to my friends and myself when you keep doing this shit every other week?" But then grapemom of all people defends her, and now I'm rethinking about a million different…

So, um, for years I doubted JP4 would even leave development hell, let alone be anything better than a C+ movie at best. I didn't want my heart to be broken, so I kept my expectations low. But this was a SOLID popcorn flick. And with three movies now I think it's safe to say that Chris Pratt is TOTES our new…

Ditto Tony C. and Doctor Boo. I try not to let myself get all Neil DeGrasse Tyson on sci-fi movies, but dinosaurs were my gate-way drug into science as a kid and most of my undergrad studies were on evolutionary biology so I was worried that I was gonna get all nerd-ragey during this movie. I promised myself that as…

And with that, my personal watchlist of american comedies dwindles down to just It's Always Sunny. I have cartoons and anime to fall back on, but seriously, what I am supposed to do now? Life feels so cold now….

…Are…are you talking about Jake Jr. who tried to pull off a criminal heist to get some attention from her father, and has shown to be dismissive of Jake in every episode she's appeared in since then? Or Viola's one speaking part where she tries blindly to defend Jake but then can't? Rewatch those episodes, because…

Oh wow, a positive interaction between Jake and one of his kids for once! Don't have to break out Cat's in the Cradle this time.

CHARLIE'S BODY
SHAKES

Omg. I was so busy trying to keep track of all the symbolic imagery and metaphors that I didn't even notice the obvious Pikmin reference.

Hickey won me over in this episode. Already he's a WAY better "grumpy old white man with failed dreams" character than Pierce ever was.

That's what I thought at first too; for most of the show I was thinking "Oh great, the guy gets to plow his way through dozens of women over the course of 9 years with his dick, while the girl stays nice and pure and chaste for him, waiting. Nice subtext there guys."
But then, as I was sobbing over muted commercials…

I don't know why, but I lost it at Andy's song about matches. Specifically "… your parents keep them in a drawer with twist ties and batteries". I'm cracking up as I type that. I still don't know why. Help. Please.

Oh Aubrey Plaza. You make my life so wonderful.