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I love funny typos like that - I didn't mean to pick at you at all, I was just amused.  My personal recent favorite was on a syllabus for one of my monetary econ classes: monkey and banking.  It gives me mental images of loanable funds measured in bananas, or contemplating whether banks run by gorillas are too big to

Yes, yes, I know - actually, I was one of those idiots who got married really early in life to someone who in retrospect I didn't know nearly well enough, and good for both of us that we saw it wasn't working or going to work and cut our losses, and went on to find people we were much more compatible with.  Now we're

The AV Club: The only place where I literally laugh out loud at comments. A like for you, good Sir or Madame.  The "this also sounds corny as hell" start made it.

God, I understand about the Will Arnett/Amy Poehler thing.  I'm not someone who cares much about celebrities, and I'm secure and happy in my own 13-year relationship, but that breakup shattered my world in a way it should not have.  It felt like actual friends broke up, almost.  Now I'm forced to conclude Will Arnett

I did not think I could love the two of them more.  I was wrong.

I do absolutely love Patrick Stewart on American Dad, no argument there.  If for nothing else than for the fact that he helped add the phrase "the rarest of birds, the plump Asian skank" to my vocabulary.  Apparently I hang out around the wrong places/people, since I've had occasion to use that phrase more than once

Ugh, the idea of Patrick Stewart in the role makes my stomach turn (though I like Patrick Stewart just fine - just not on Community, for some reason).  I'd be happy if they kept Fred Willard, though.

Shoot.  @avclub-e6d73cabfe2968cfa5b4718ca385241b:disqus, my apologies.  I posted a comment with almost your exact same points.  Should have read through more of the comments first, though on the bright side, at least a couple of people agree with me that this episode was better than the rest.

I must have been really desperate to be doing anything other than catching up with work last night, because I thought this episode was a cut above the others.  Yes, I realize that's the faintest of praise, but I wasn't as bored during this one as the other episodes.  I think a lot of it had to do with so little screen

I must have been really desperate to be doing anything other than catching up with work last night, because I thought this episode was a cut above the others.  Yes, I realize that's the faintest of praise, but I wasn't as bored during this one as the other episodes.  I think a lot of it had to do with so little screen

I'd gladly teach her the meaning of love.  If by "meaning of love" we mean "lesbian sex."

Was I the only one who thought of the scene from Airplane with the autopilot?

When I saw the commercial for this movie, I had dozed off in my chair watching TV and woke up to it.  I laughed all the way through it, thinking it was a parody of how filmmakers have run out of ideas/bad action movies…and then I realized it was real.  Then I laughed no more.

@avclub-e131fa896265671584c9b01cb0ed51cd:disqus  Slowly….show him your mossy bank.

I love you.  I'll just come out and say it.  I do.

I love you.  I'll just come out and say it.  I do.

"Grassy knoll" only applies when there's more than one, er, shooter.

"Grassy knoll" only applies when there's more than one, er, shooter.

"Mossy bank" is going to make its way into my vernacular as much as possible.  And I thought "aching pearl" was the worst sex-related euphemism I'd heard this week.  (Apologies to those of you suffering from Aching Pearl Syndrome; no offense intended.)

"Mossy bank" is going to make its way into my vernacular as much as possible.  And I thought "aching pearl" was the worst sex-related euphemism I'd heard this week.  (Apologies to those of you suffering from Aching Pearl Syndrome; no offense intended.)