Thank you, Sweden.

Thank you, Sweden.

Okay, suppose they were all eaten by rats.

Okay, suppose they were all eaten by rats.

If Toasterlad was really as funny as he thinks he is this would be a perfect time for the "Don't worry, Fishlips, nobody thinks you're gay." thing. I gave him half an hour - Sorry, loser!

If Toasterlad was really as funny as he thinks he is this would be a perfect time for the "Don't worry, Fishlips, nobody thinks you're gay." thing. I gave him half an hour - Sorry, loser!

I don't give a fuck about that dumb vaccine shit or how untalented she is, Jenny McCarthy is fuckin' FINE.

I don't give a fuck about that dumb vaccine shit or how untalented she is, Jenny McCarthy is fuckin' FINE.

From what I hear it was Carrey being crazy that fucked it up. He's an IDIOT!

From what I hear it was Carrey being crazy that fucked it up. He's an IDIOT!

Yeah, but why did Bridget Bardot have to die at the end? I could care less about Jack Palance, but Bridget? Damn. But it's a great Movie, dude. You got any smokes?

And if he had any sense he'd still be getting that ass right now. Fuckin' idiot.

And if he had any sense he'd still be getting that ass right now. Fuckin' idiot.

If nobody makes fun of Christopher Mintz-Plasse's name they shouldn't make fun of anything.

If nobody makes fun of Christopher Mintz-Plasse's name they shouldn't make fun of anything.

There won't be any snotty comments about THIS.

There won't be any snotty comments about THIS.

Where'd my pack of Marlboros go?

That's true. If the ancient Jews had never made it out of Egypt we'd still be right here making comments about "Breaking Bad" and "The Master" at the AV Club. Sure.

That's true. If the ancient Jews had never made it out of Egypt we'd still be right here making comments about "Breaking Bad" and "The Master" at the AV Club. Sure.