I used to MC at Folk Open Mics and I would LOVE to see that Movie.

I used to MC at Folk Open Mics and I would LOVE to see that Movie.

And now he might have another hurricane to bitch about. And he only has a house in New Orleans. I was born and grew up in that place and I don't give a shit.

And now he might have another hurricane to bitch about. And he only has a house in New Orleans. I was born and grew up in that place and I don't give a shit.

I don't think all those guys from places like Indiana and Connecticut volunteered to fight because of their strong convictions about State's Rights.

I don't think all those guys from places like Indiana and Connecticut volunteered to fight because of their strong convictions about State's Rights.

Those are better street names than "One Hundred And First" or "Fifty Fifth". Those names suck.

Those are better street names than "One Hundred And First" or "Fifty Fifth". Those names suck.

No one whose name has "sqz" without any vowels in there to make some goddam sense out of it has any business taking about the South or America.

No one whose name has "sqz" without any vowels in there to make some goddam sense out of it has any business taking about the South or America.

He does other jokes prior to making his exit.

He does other jokes prior to making his exit.

Phyllis Diller. I had a premonition!

Phyllis Diller. I had a premonition!

It's interesting how we make the same sound when offended by blatant homophobia. I'd invite you over but Kiki is too busy working in the garden to do ANYTHING about my Living Room!

It's interesting how we make the same sound when offended by blatant homophobia. I'd invite you over but Kiki is too busy working in the garden to do ANYTHING about my Living Room!

I started out really liking "Happy Days", it was a good, funny show. But, boy, did it turn into Hollywood TV Crap! Whooooooo!

I started out really liking "Happy Days", it was a good, funny show. But, boy, did it turn into Hollywood TV Crap! Whooooooo!

There's a gay character on the kinda good syndicated Morning Radio "The Big Show" who concludes every appearance with "Carry on, straight people!!" It's pretty funny.

There's a gay character on the kinda good syndicated Morning Radio "The Big Show" who concludes every appearance with "Carry on, straight people!!" It's pretty funny.