Why would the South secede when it is the only part of the USA that still believes in the USA?

Why would the South secede when it is the only part of the USA that still believes in the USA?

There's no eschewse for that!

Hmmmph!

Hmmmph!

What? You take pictures of girls and they all come out looking like Kim Deal?

What? You take pictures of girls and they all come out looking like Kim Deal?

Ooooh, Timely!

Ooooh, Timely!

Going to the Esquire web site to look at girls? I . . . I . . . I have so many ideas for snotty jokes  don't know where to begin!

I volunteer to be that Clorox wipe.

I volunteer to be that Clorox wipe.

A LOT of people have a problem with that stuff. A LOT of people have a problem with pretty much everything on Television. Because everything on Television is fuckin' horrible.

A LOT of people have a problem with that stuff. A LOT of people have a problem with pretty much everything on Television. Because everything on Television is fuckin' horrible.

One time somebody walked in on me while I was beating off to a blurred naked chick on TV. But my hand and cock were blurred so it was okay.

One time somebody walked in on me while I was beating off to a blurred naked chick on TV. But my hand and cock were blurred so it was okay.

Hey! Making fun of Andrew Bird for being "precious"! Fuckin' A!

Hey! Making fun of Andrew Bird for being "precious"! Fuckin' A!

No, Coulter ain't cute. Even though she and I agree on everything I'd much rather go out with Soledad. Remember when MSNBC first went up and Soledad was their big Host? CUUUUUTE!!!

No, Coulter ain't cute. Even though she and I agree on everything I'd much rather go out with Soledad. Remember when MSNBC first went up and Soledad was their big Host? CUUUUUTE!!!