Oh, should I apologize for not being nineteen years old? I am being polite because you have written several excellent novels.

Oh, should I apologize for not being nineteen years old? I am being polite because you have written several excellent novels.

The name of the podcast is "The Devil Is A Sissy".

The name of the podcast is "The Devil Is A Sissy".

A Movie about walking around New York with Adam Goldberg for two hours . . . "What are we going to hike all the way to the Bronx? If I had known this was going to be the Bataan Death March I wouldn't have worn my . . . What do you call these shoes? I'm not into Fashion. Not that I'm homophobic or . . . Is there a…

A Movie about walking around New York with Adam Goldberg for two hours . . . "What are we going to hike all the way to the Bronx? If I had known this was going to be the Bataan Death March I wouldn't have worn my . . . What do you call these shoes? I'm not into Fashion. Not that I'm homophobic or . . . Is there a…

Saw the lesbian scene on the net. Don't know why I even bothered with that.

Saw the lesbian scene on the net. Don't know why I even bothered with that.

I don't care about "feelings". I'm only concerned with The Bottom Line.

I don't care about "feelings". I'm only concerned with The Bottom Line.

Oh, now I'm supposed to worry about the "Black Swan" interns.

Oh, now I'm supposed to worry about the "Black Swan" interns.

"But ze anatomy is an essential ingredient of the totality which makes us what we are!"

"But ze anatomy is an essential ingredient of the totality which makes us what we are!"

You know what's good for a cheap laugh? Reading out loud from this interview in a dizzy French Girl Comedy voice! I'm getting BIG LAFFS hear in the laundry room from this old black lady and some little kids. Damn! Hey, little kid! Here's the keys to my apartment, go grab my microphone for me so I can use this stuff in…

You know what's good for a cheap laugh? Reading out loud from this interview in a dizzy French Girl Comedy voice! I'm getting BIG LAFFS hear in the laundry room from this old black lady and some little kids. Damn! Hey, little kid! Here's the keys to my apartment, go grab my microphone for me so I can use this stuff in…

I have been dissed!

I have been dissed!

Ya know, Preperation Heche, I finally "got" your joke later last night. I shoulda come back here to congradulate you.

Ya know, Preperation Heche, I finally "got" your joke later last night. I shoulda come back here to congradulate you.