Wow, this thread is probably the most attention Seth Green will ever get in his whole Life! And I LIKE Seth Green so I'm not putting anybody down. I sure hope he sees this!

Aw, Ross is okay. He was always a nice guy whenever I ran into him in New York Comedy Clubs back in the old days. And he's done a ton of shows for Army guys in Iraq and Afghanistan. So he told a nasty joke, who gives a shit? It's a Comedy Central Roast, for Chrissake!

Aw, Ross is okay. He was always a nice guy whenever I ran into him in New York Comedy Clubs back in the old days. And he's done a ton of shows for Army guys in Iraq and Afghanistan. So he told a nasty joke, who gives a shit? It's a Comedy Central Roast, for Chrissake!

That was good of you. When I was in the Army they would give us the day off duty if we volunteered to give blood. At least until one day when everybody gave blood and we were all sacked out in the barracks listening to Van Halen while the Officers were throwing fits. The next day they made us give urine in a…

That was good of you. When I was in the Army they would give us the day off duty if we volunteered to give blood. At least until one day when everybody gave blood and we were all sacked out in the barracks listening to Van Halen while the Officers were throwing fits. The next day they made us give urine in a…

Oh, Mama, let the good times roll! Yeah!

Oh, Mama, let the good times roll! Yeah!

Are you a Mom?

Are you a Mom?

Are you a Mom?

Are you a Mom?

Leave me alone. I just read the sample of that DL Hughly book and I want to knock the shit out of somebody.

Leave me alone. I just read the sample of that DL Hughly book and I want to knock the shit out of somebody.

I still can't believe that guy is on TV.

I still can't believe that guy is on TV.

My Sister and her first Husband split up because he thought the Television Critics Association Press Tour was important.

My Sister and her first Husband split up because he thought the Television Critics Association Press Tour was important.

I bought a Redd Kross cassette once back in the Eighties. Listened to it once.

I bought a Redd Kross cassette once back in the Eighties. Listened to it once.

Yeah, I don't think right now I'd have a lot of interest in a novel about a fifty one year old guy with a crummy job, a crummy car, and a crummy apartment who has a High School crush on a black woman at work and spends all his time on the internet fighting with people about Jerry Lewis.