That shit is OVER!

Correct.

Correct.

Jeez, is the AV Club desperate for everybody to watch this thing or what?

Jeez, is the AV Club desperate for everybody to watch this thing or what?

I live in a small town. And that's probably where they'll bury me.

I live in a small town. And that's probably where they'll bury me.

No! "Papa Don't Preach" is The Best!

No! "Papa Don't Preach" is The Best!

I was thinking about getting a "Captain Fantastic" CD the other day. Probably won't.

I was thinking about getting a "Captain Fantastic" CD the other day. Probably won't.

It's hard to live by the rules! I never could and still never do!

It's hard to live by the rules! I never could and still never do!

I AM Lobsters 1!

I AM Lobsters 1!

Nope. No good jokes. Give it up.

Nope. No good jokes. Give it up.

Belmondo did that gag in the bedroom scene in "Breathless" . . .

Belmondo did that gag in the bedroom scene in "Breathless" . . .

Craig, you just know you had a million good ideas right after you hit "REPLY" and felt silly. You're a POSTMASTER!!